silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

thorodinbro:

clint barton saying his dick is a “weapon of ass destruction” partway through sex and laughing so hard at himself he has to pull out and get a glass of water 

  • An Athlete: What was the greatest moment in sports history?
  • Me: Viktor Krum caught the snitch but Ireland won.

scarvenrot:

idratherstayin:

besturlonhere:

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

how does this only have 150 notes

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

claphne:

child

why u scream